Before undertaking any community life, it is recommended know who and what you'll have to do.
This guidebook identifies key trouble may be encountered if you live in the 134 Park ... Horrible
You will be welcome at my
The sofa is a great mischievous as he was ousted of its function Main the day some have crippled the posterior above, because they did not the couch actually is not a trampoline butt.
So, observation is in order in foreign territory.
You see, as well as curtains colorful and very very ugly (even for a remarkable phenomenon carpet a blue and a risky coverage green fluorescent) can embellish the beauty of your living room ... then you've NEVER been very fond of this kind of scene picassesque. Thou shalt thank Thibaut still decorated the wall for a map of Gaul-way. Thank you Theo!
Moreover, it is possible that the view of the presence of clothespins son clinging to power remains all your life, a enigma. Also, it is possible that you realize that windowsill Champion is all categories of the culture of dead flies died since 1995.
And in time, TV still walking (you'll be doing just go look for violence with your roommate's chain Algerian non-subtitled ). Now you got two beautiful TVs , but their use is similar to Santa Claus to gloves and blue plaid pants : the sublimation landscape.
However, what makes the originality this place of life, is without a doubt ... the very troubling presence of a ... giant Teddy Bear.
Of Recent archaeological studies have attempted to assess the existence and / or quantity of microbes carried by the bibendum ... And voices were often raised to proclaim a backup of this species in the trash ... But nothing helped.
Note: in bed resting on the only chair in the house that overlooks the front door, it would be good for you that you're not a Tiny Asian trend psychotic returning alone at home, on a dark night ... "I Aaaahh regaaaaarde, I know! He looks at me! "
missing is the music of the ice cream truck, and that's good, you're gone to defecate in your pants ...
Where is Brian? Brian Is In The Kitchen
Here, no need measuring cup, from cake pans, of scissors , of can opener, clean rags to of bowls, of stoves, or other fantasies so.
To help you task stove, chopping boards were precut ... and vegetable peeler is reduced to its simplest ilk: the part peeler. This is not a brake, especially when we know that the vegetable peeler comes easily fruit peeler In peeler or cheese still peeler bloody hand.
Détrompe yourself, you can also play interesting games in the kitchen, as attend passive construction interesting dishes piled , or date the number of weeks from which the food is now rotting under your nose.
At these natural biological phenomena , supplemented by physical phenomena on natural- :
" Consider a bar AB, A and B abscissa abscissa x1 x2. We note f (x) the linear density of effort exerted on the bar, F1 and F2 the forces exerted on the ends and g (x) the amount of linear acceleration. By applying the principle of virtual power, find the local equations of motion and boundary conditions .
It thus happens that
calculations wireworms very daunting to unsuspected major laxative effect can find application in everyday life *.
calculations wireworms very daunting to unsuspected major laxative effect can find application in everyday life *.
In view of the state chairs: from two things one, either the former roommate has not understood that the principle of a chair is not the same as a skipping rope . Let Chernobyl exited his buttocks. I do not see any other solutions. However, if a perfect balance seems to reign in the kitchen, ceiling is a parameter that does not inspire you confidence ... because without warning, he can fall on you. As things have been well thought out, you will notice that it (always) piping for toilets which mouru ... And to feel the smell, you there are not far either.
* Unfortunately these facts are rare. Most teachers of physical u / Special are ravaged brain that make you consider things too improbable. Kind, they take a pendulum to which they make the misery go ahead and you do oscillate in a vertical plane XY, and c'mon you fucks him in a truck rectilinear uniform motion accelerated (but WHY would you do it?)
While you, you say that something is "Putaiiiin, but will make yoyo and shut up! "
You wash it, you wash it, you rinsed, you rinse:
Uhm, it smells Like a flower
The dryer is a little shit disturber ptit the kitchen ... even if you always not understand why it perched on a rickety stand at 1m height.
is the ptit chieur , because during your period of survival, you will have leisure to observe that a recurrent mania from some of your roommate to rely on is ... to initiate "machine washing + dryer" ... from the moment they are sure you sleep deeply ... You know, it's so existential having underwear dry 3h 36mn 40 s ... (BUT DO LIKE ALL THE WORLD, HAS HAIR MEEERDE SOR!). In general, you're one wish, it to make them eat their calebuttes dirty, but hey you hold back ... because tomorrow ...
You've already decided that you'll have a frenetic need to move any your wardrobe 7h 33mn 13s.
Thy spirit of rebellion is on! ahah
Where is Jenny The Sister of Brian?
Jenny Is In The Bathroom
The shower is a good time that occurs most often after dinner, after sport, or for some isolated cases, NEVER ( by loss of time or passion for the stench ).
In addition, it allows you to test what a free immolation making you burn all the body parts, only the fourth degree.
Thus you will know the unspeakable joy of seeing beautiful bud pustules on your angelic face .
Sometimes, in the nooks of the shower, you find hair that the professionals play freedivers ... (or maybe it was the hair ...?)
Likewise, you'll find frequently and at random of trails whitish (for your mental health, we will consider that it may be that remnants of the shower gel ...).
Tinky Winky Dipsy ... ... ... Poo Poo
course, the reason " ; son + barbed razor blades " of the toilet bowl you cools and gives you a vague impression of you redo the fleece three times a day. But major advantage: as you fear for your ass , you force yourself to levitate over your bowl.
And it does super balèze strain on his legs.
(For cons, depending on the commission you're laying eggs, just a tip: is well ; AC spare you the worry of splashing poorly controlled).
While you're not quite serene when you go to the loo, however, there are others s they are pleased improvisational artists morning in-the-way-d'en-cum-the-most-dégueulassement-possible-in-the-bowl-of-toilet.
Without flushing, of course!
qu'ya Because of their ecological soul who resurfaced at 4am *
Because yes, you, at 8am, before enjoying your lil breakfast, damn you're interested to see their gastroenteritis or moussaka gone wrong ... Normal.
Without flushing, of course!
Because yes, you, at 8am, before enjoying your lil breakfast, damn you're interested to see their gastroenteritis or moussaka gone wrong ... Normal.
By cons, if the same thing happens to you, before doing anything, (artistic or otherwise) , do not forget to check there is enough paper ass ... In times of shits is very nerd ...
And frankly same shit, so to speak.
To this end, avoid letting your trainer towels. Otherwise, when you go to the bathroom, they are subject, (it is ex- prèèèèès) a current sweeping shot of any part of a thing that whips really bad.
In all cases, is useful to remember that you should never neglect the existence of b to nag crapper ... OK, it ' is safe, there is more funky in life.
Especially when it is to strip the neighbor's shit ...
Well yes, it may well be the shit, your shit is still pretty darn best!
But hey, if it makes you save sight ...
* The flush toilet Elsewhere Landes have specificity to drain all the water resources of an entire village in Africa. There are also unidentified noises of animals slaughtered for 112 minutes ...
Good night kids!
Also note, it is possible that your neighbor is a direct starved * needs to impulsive.
Thus, when not busy stimulate his sausage-sized, he prefers review its ambitions in the fuck Connes-baiting his generates ...
But we all know, naive woman swallows everything.
And that's how things are going too cock.
Hence the violent impulses reproductions between neurotic sectarian , history of BI-IN c ondamner it right all future generations until 3020.
You will then see what happiness hearing is to hear them ... sexeprimer
* The death-of-hungers are recognizable at long range. Not that their gear in your direction points directly, but rather because they have a language entirely their own world of frustration, where the rule of 5 seconds is met: " suck," "Sex "" skip "," sixty-nine "," na-do-my! .
**
Unfortunately, this description tells only that some of collateral damage which you could be victim.
In all cases, a adventurous is required for this kind of adventures .
And then one day, really , if you fart a hose,
Do as I
CASSE TOI!
(1 st May 2010 - July 17, 2010)
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