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Chapter XVI: Pog Ma Thon

'S GUIDE LAND ELSEWHERE

To all the uninitiated.

Recognize an Elsewhere Landais

Any contact with a human being with a Elsewhere Landais may have deplorable consequences and history will prove it.

Nevertheless, do not forget that before becoming Elsewhere Landais, these creatures were once children brand new and therefore potentially normal. but today it seems in-dis-pen-sa-ble! TESTS to operate when the Elsewhere Landais comes to pointing the tip of his nose.

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Luckily, the physical recognition is facilitated by their hair density redhead who clearly defies all universal allowances and intergalactic (this probably explains why person of right mind wants to come and live longer in Elsewhere Land ) .

This congenital malformation , often accompanied by freckles on the skin, just as unsightly and to complement their beauty good good concealed. However, of distant legends relate that apparently, bad smells, legitimately associated with this type degeneration hair, would not effect in these countries (Yeah, I'm not convinced).

The speech recognition is a significant aspect detector of rowdy Elsewhere Landais . Indeed, them the Elsewhere Landais speak a dialect e bizarre and unintelligible called Gaelic . Know that "Aoife IS ainm dom means nothing other than " My Efa name is ". Which, admittedly, may be useful to know when we called Ifa ...

In other remote areas, located in the asshole of the world, the Elsewhere Landais, rrrrrr rrrrr-roll.
But why do they do that!? you ask me! Unfortunately, this mystery remains to this day unresolved.

TFW And even being slammed all cons of ignorance.

And besides, if someone can devote themselves to buy them the book "How-issue-of-sound-and-clear-net -for-that-of- Cocks-of-French-capture-the disturbance of our lips "it would not refuse.

Another point is the spiritual recognition can also be a decisive criterion classification in the clan Elsewhere Landais . As everyone knows, the Elsewhere Landais are not very fut-fut and believe in Leprechauns . A Leprechaun is a male any old while ugly , decorated hair and beards a four-leaf clover , dressed all in green and all red . The accumulation of many deficiencies in one and the same person naturally leads to think there "dick in Couette regarding its existence ... To top it off, it would seem that more, M. The Leprechaun lives at the foot of the rainbow where it hides a pot of gold 24 carats ... (But yyyyyyy-going, take me for a ham ...). The Elsewhere Landais typical is definitely idiot.

The recognition Mental is it, relatively easy in the presence of Elsewhere Landais . Their conversations revolve around witticisms including, among other terms barbaric and savage such as "Thierry Henry" , "hand" and "cheat" (BLASPHEEEEEME aaaaaah!). Thus, a TOC which was observed in the majority of the populace Elsewhere Landes, June 22, 2010 , was his propensity to gesticulate- se-tenant-in-the-belly , followed by the issuance of guffawing to-demonic sounds. The Elsewhere Landais is a big that would have cracked finish due to the psychiatric hospital.

Otherwise, Fáilte Elsewhere Land !

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If ever by chance, one day you hear one type of speech described or unmask One type of behavior mentioned, here's how: Change sidewalk and go your way.

Do never repeat this street.