Before to put a foot, it is useful know certain soil characteristics Elsewhere Landais, if you do not want to end squashed like an old dung Cow Pets to their souls! ... that is to say ... in atroooooces suffering, haha!
The pedestrian neophyte Elsewhere Landais
You will notice pretty quickly if you have eyes operational (in this regard, I note that it is rather dangerous to drive when you're blind ) , driving on the left is an original Elsewhere Landes .
The Highway Code comes greater Law of the Jungle since there is not special rule for foot traffic ... YOUR TURN, ASSHOLE! ... S i is the imperative of not finishing crushed (ground tasks are not very aesthetic).
The lack of pedestrian crossings may, for example, suddenly become Passage death.
Especially when you're a French one, import Sino-Cambodian just autistic edges - Pardon to autism - which still have not got it, after 40 days on earth Landes Elsewhere, he had to look right! before crossing.
"It's good, right foot crushes me, I'll tell you anything. I will always be the left, right ... "
Nevertheless, pedestrian signal lights is tricolor and she deserves that you grant him any your attention.
We wanted to bring to your attention the different colors:
Warning! The colorblind should in no way reflect the following ...
The Green: This color is usually accompanied by a ringing "Biiiiip" makes pinball mom . Translation
color Green " Go ahead! Laaaaaarge yourself! . So you can cross over a quarter of a second that you is nicely set.
The Orange: This color is a color transition that follows the green and above the Red.
Translation of the color orange : " is at your own risk "
The Red: This color is in response to the orange and has the annoying tendency to monopolize the fire for at least 30 minutes.
Translation of the color red : "You'll die! "
other hand, the roads, which are also winding and prone to pot-hens , a problem of size (although that It is agreed that this is not the size that counts). Their narrow makes eminently difficult simultaneous passage of two vehicles ... (Do not worry, it's nice on collisions)
The induced shock felt (my butt still remember it ...) inevitably your sympathy for the vomit (my gut still remember it ...).
An interesting challenge however, would be ... more slalom between suicidal sheep, which were programmed to 's stop before you to inspire you to accelerate their transformation mechoui ...
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So-Oh! You-big-microbe-French-who-enjoy them de-well-maintained roads-and-yet-to-find-anyway-the-way-of you-complaining-big-con, you return to reality quickly here: Elsewhere in Land, roads were designed for all PourRite and you drive. ..
... to an early death.
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