When I arrived at the gate of 134 Corrib Park Galway I could not help but think of the words reassuring Tarik when he learned that I now live in company three individuals male .
The background of his thoughts - dirty and disgusting - came down easily in these few words:
" T u gonna take expensive "
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(It goes without saying that he also embellished his argument with moult terms obscene that the moral forbids me to state here).
So it is with its a priori on vicious impulses of the human species, I secretly developed offensive to any enemy assault to coucougnettes .
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The plan was simple and was based on 3 main principles.
Principle 1 : Abolish the barriers of language
Many of you may be prone to paranoia : thus, every word can be suspicious. It is therefore recommended that a working yourself on the vocabulary used, poor softened bulb.
Step 1 : It helps you to create the illusion of a clear and fluent English-speaking : there is nothing more exasperating than going to the prostitute service that does not say "Yes" ( "OOOOOOOOUUUUIII Oh!" ) and which does not open the mouth for (m) scrub.
Step 2 : Learn how to avoid misunderstandings . The caller may say "I want to Introduce you" , without having to get the kitchen knife immediately .
Step 3 : It is essential to review the basics of building Shakespearian grammar. The English equivalent of "I Also " is" So do I ". And not "So do I" . Do not get abused.
Principle 2 : Erecting the obstacle spiritual
Sometimes only in extreme situations where you feel you will use hamburger for dinner , some beliefs can occur unbeknownst to us voluntarily.
To this end, certain maneuvers can be made .
Step 1: Begin by highlighting your convictions : "My religion forbids me to practice sex before marriage" .
Step 2: If this fails, test the variant lyrical : "Such are the ways of the Lord, I am impenetrable ;.
Step 3: Finally, if your opponent knows you're a big slut and you've already bitten the apple (and it offers kindly take care of hers) , opt for the solution "I am lesbian , so sorry, our aspirations are incompatible" .
Step 4: If the problem remains insoluble conclude by the fact that you have already found other ways to satisfy you. For example, if he speaks English, tell him "Gode saves the dyke."
Principle 3 : Dresser physical boundaries
If you smelled a future threat and you know you will sooner or later finish in panties, follow these steps:
Step 1: Play fine secretive and tell "I am a man" (the fact that transsexuals are Asian species in the process of expansion is definitely in your favor if you are a kind of Asian noodle small (r ) ic )
Step 2: If the pattern does not rEBiT, try the coax continuing with "I'm a man. And I do not pick up the soap " (insist on the fact that you have a phobia soaps, it could be softened ) .
Step 3: If your opponent does show some compassion and decided at any cost make you eat his soap, show your sense of logic to bring it to reason: "I am a man who believes in sexual reproduction, and I've known the 5 th that the sperm fertilizes the egg ... But if there is no egg ... .
Step 4: In ultimate use (this method is deemed infallible ) , shoot your last card by pronouncing the following sentence "It would have been happy to play leapfrog but ... I was born without opening "(obviously, in this sequence, it is important that you urinate you do not over - You got a hole pistrou! )
In any case, it is essential that you have at hand an umbrella : if the attacker is too aggressive, n ' Do not hesitate to put him in-a-part-of-its-anatomy-where-he-did-should not be .
Choose therefore preferably a long umbrella.
For more is long
More is good .
More is good .
(As it is difficult to imagine the eyes of Bruno landed on this blog, because from that moment I would be categorized as criminal tends cracked for something not too too long like eternity , I'll replace the link in the blog g e n e General by another "censored" .)
It remains functional.
Until laziness ensues.
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